do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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