i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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