it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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