Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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