margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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