do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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