you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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