I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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