Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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