The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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