i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
