I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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