C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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