Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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