I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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