I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
from now on my penis is your penis
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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