After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
We need to rekindle our bromance
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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