Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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