David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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