didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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