He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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