so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I have tasted many bathrooms
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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