If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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