I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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