found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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