Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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