i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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