Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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