The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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