i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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