Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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