just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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