Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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