we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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