I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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