Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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