I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
