he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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