Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
