That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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