My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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