but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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