He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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