i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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