I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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