At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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