ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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