Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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