Sry I called you an 8
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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