don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
God, I missed his penis.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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