So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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