It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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